26 Jul 2016

A Terminal Cancer Diagnosis Doesn’t Mean Foregoing Modern Treatment

Gord Downie is dying. We drove a thousand kilometers to see him one last time and bid farewell. Downie is singer for The Tragically Hip. If you have not heard of the band, it means you’re not Canadian. While they have pockets of followers south of the border, they are

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23 Jul 2016

CrossFit Is Broken (And Can Break You)

In today’s news, fucked up shit is fucked up. Despite the fact that winners of this year’s CrossFit Games get a free Glock 9mm pistol, that’s not what’s most fucked up about the sport. CrossFit has been fucked for a long time. In fact, it’s been fucked since day one.

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21 Jul 2016

Why Your Diet Is Doomed To Fail

Chances are you’ve danced with many diets, and yet here you are. Any diet that allows you to restrict calories is going to lead to weight loss. As long as you’re not overeating, then all diets will work. But one question you need to ask yourself is: “How do I

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12 Jul 2016

Anti-Sugar Cultists Are Totally Fucking Batshit

Tom Cruise exploded. It’s a scene from that new show on AMC called Preacher. Some otherworldly power keeps flying around trying to find a religious figure to inhabit, seeking the right one. If they are unworthy, then you get homunculus guts blown all over a church full of Scientologists. Or

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