18 Oct 2018

Social Justice Extremists Make the World a Worse Place

“If the present tries to sit in judgement of the past, it will lose the future.” –Sir Winston Churchill “How dare you quote Winston Churchill! Don’t you know how horrible he was?” –Some social justice extremist dipshit “Fuck off.” –Me Ah, the professionally offended. How did previous generations ever manage

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01 Oct 2018

Men Are Willfully Ignorant About Rape Culture

Content Warning: All the horrible bullshit men subject women to. In botany, an evergreen is a plant that retains leaves year-round. In writing, it’s a piece that can be shared again and again because it remains relevant regardless of how much time has passed. Two of my most popular posts

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14 Sep 2018

The 13 Multi-Level Marketers You Meet in Hell

If heaven is for clean people, it’s vacant. —Matthew Good My guess is the universe is just a bunch of shit that happened and we’re little more than semi-sentient stardust meat sacks on a small rock circling an insignificant ball of burning gas until we dirt nap. Eternity sounds like

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11 Sep 2018

Fitness Shouldn’t Be a Midlife Crisis

I felt like my body was falling apart. Were it not for the bombing at the finish line of the 2013 Boston Marathon, I’d likely never have become a qualifier. I had one marathon under my belt in 2012 with a 3:52 time. The thought of chopping almost half an

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