27 Oct 2016

Juice Plus+ Is A Big Fucking Minus

My friend Dr. Yoni Freedhoff is a respected medical doctor who I have personally watched toss back numerous alcoholic beverages and swear his head off. But that’s in private. Public Yoni is a little more restrained, which is why he hit the shift key and mashed his fist into the

Read More
21 Oct 2016

6 Experts Tell You How to Prevent Gym Injuries

Do you ever wish you had a time machine, if for no other reason that you could go back and tell your younger self not to do some dumbass thing? I think it was Albert Einstein who said something about paradoxes and ripping apart the space-time continuum and all the

Read More
20 Oct 2016

Why I Married A “Nasty Woman”

There aren’t enough scoundrels in your life. In The Empire Strikes Back, during the scene where Han Solo and Princess Leia first kiss (before goddamn 3PO barges in), Leia says, “I happen to like nice men.” “I’m nice men,” Han replies. By Trumpian definitions, Princess Leia is a nasty woman.

Read More
USA and Canada Flags
18 Oct 2016

Dear America: This Is Why Canada Cares

This is not a pep talk. This is a “What the fuck, America?” I guess the polls are looking pretty good, but don’t fuck it up, okay? Don’t think not Satan has this election in the bag and stay home on November 8. Get out there and vote against that

Read More