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Fitness. In Your Face.

My name is James Fell and I don’t care about your gender. Body for Wife name aside, I write for and consult both women and men. I won’t blow sunshine up your ass or promise a quick and easy miracle cure for losing fat and building muscle. Instead, I’ll teach you to love exercise and crave healthy food to fuel a high-performance body. This site contains brutally honest fitness advice wrapped in a sugary coating of sarcasm and political incorrectness to help you achieve your fitness goals.

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Published Fitness Articles

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I’m a columnist with the Los Angeles Times, AskMen.com and Chatelaine.com, and have written extensively for AOL and a variety of fitness magazines. Depending on venue I can be nice, risqué, or a bit of a jerk. Pick your preferred style and get motivated. … [Read More]

Books and Soup

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My own books will be published soon, I have been published in others’ books, and recommend a couple of great books that will help you lose fat, build muscle and be healthy. … [Read more and find out what the hell I mean by "Soup"]

My Mom Paid for my MBA

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If you fail to plan you can plan to fail. Want to get in shape? Don’t “Just do it.” Instead: Plan, prepare, THEN do. Personal training and nutrition counselling are valuable, but before that you need to understand the big picture of a fit lifestyle. … [Read More]