The Best of the Body for Wife Blog
If you enjoy reading this then you are one sick puppy. We should get along fine.
The Fart Game Don't pretend like you've never played it.A Nut to RememberAnd we never played that game again.Justifiable Repticide, Parts I - IVMy daughter has a pet bearded dragon. I want it to die.EPISODE V: The Reptard Strikes Back! The Fail is strong with this one.Inchy the CaterpillarWhat can I say? It's a story about a bug.Felt Up By a Stingray Not all stingrays want to stab you in the heart.Ewe First I am man. Hear me bleat.Frozen Peas and Tylenol Threes The not so happy story of my vasectomy.The Hills Have Eyes, and They're Watching You Pee I’m still trying to figure out if running is going to help me live longer or just kill me outright.Boromir is a DickI love my TV.The Live ShowWhat has been seen cannot be un-seen.Hoop Earring Girl and other Interesting Gym Patrons Over 16 years of pumping iron, I've seen a lot of strange people.Adventures in Manscaping I will never shave my chest again.How NOT to Run in Cold Weather There are certain parts of the male anatomy that should never be allowed to get frostbite.
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