18 Feb 2017

Put Your Money on the Dark Side. Why “Better Marketing” Is Bullshit

Few know what’s going to go big. If everyone did, the first editor to read Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone would have proclaimed “Holy fuck Jesus YES! Here’s a big advance! Take our money! PLEASE!” But nope. She got rejected more times than you wanted to punch Draco Malfoy

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17 Feb 2017

A Series of Articles to Make Low Carb Dieters Misplace their Excrement

Science: Based on all this research, we can safely conclude that this is a thing, and that this other thing that you believe is a thing is not a thing. People: But! But! My anecdotes! Love low carb? Crazy for keto? Parts out for paleo? These are things you are

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08 Feb 2017

Five Reasons Why I am Not a Feminist – #3 Will Shock You!

I am quite certain I have never referred to myself as a feminist. If I ever did, I take it back. The reason why is complicated. Before we get into that, many have labeled me such. There are those who proclaim me feminist, starting with those lovely folks we know

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07 Feb 2017

Why Men Don’t Use Exclamation Points (And Women Do)

Periods are the resting bitch face of punctuation. I’m a surly bastard. At least, the brand / character I’ve created that comes out of my fingertips onto a keyboard is often pissed off about something. Like magical weight loss Saran Wrap, or dark chocolate, or sellers of protein shakes who

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