14 Feb 2018

The Cure for Dry, Itchy Scalp

I would not do well in prison. I don’t know how my wife does it. She has thick, long, curly hair (that I’m quite fond of). And yet, she can shampoo the entire thing without closing her eyes. For me, the instant I put shampoo to head, my eyes remain

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13 Feb 2018

Health and Wellness Expos Are Bullshit

Fuck this one “wellness expo” in particular. Fuck it in every hole. Specifics first. There is a company called Health and Wellness Expos of Canada, run by Rick Thiessen, and he did something bad. Then people freaked out over the bad thing. Then he said what’s your fucking problem? Then

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08 Feb 2018

How to Buck the Trend of Weight Loss Failure

Dieting is easy. It’s like riding a bike. And the bike is on fire. And so is the ground. And everything is on fire. Because you’re in hell.                         – Seen on Facebook   The modern diet industry is an eating disorder waiting to happen. Most popular diets are made

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07 Feb 2018

It’s Time to Ditch the Word “Mankind”

It struck me as a bit mansplainy. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, feminist heartthrob much loved outside Canada for not being orange, and tolerated to varying degrees inside Canada, cut a woman off during a town hall meeting in Edmonton last week. During the meeting, a female audience member talked

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