11 Nov 2017

“Vegan Speed Dating” Is Just Another Reason to Hate Vegans

As I lay the plate overflowing with roast beast on the table, my daughter said, “Daddy, what’s a vegan?” “In this house, it’s someone who does their own cooking,” I said. Those vegans, all smug and superior over something they don’t do. Except, I know a lot of vegans, I’ve

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10 Nov 2017

Debunking Mercola’s Flu Shot Fear Mongering Bullshit

Dear Mercola: I’m leaving off the “Dr.” part, because I think you long ago lost all right to call yourself that. I would like you to inhale a large bag of Taco Bell farts. Because you suck like the gravitational force of a neutron star. Just FYI, the gravitational field

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08 Nov 2017

A Trump Too Far: Why We Might NOT All Die in a Nuclear Holocaust

Today is the one-year anniversary of when a sizeable portion of the American electorate lost its fucking mind and handed control of the nuclear football to an oversized orangutan with the impulse control of a toddler who just snorted a half-dozen Adderall. It’s a frightening prospect, Trump controlling all those

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05 Nov 2017

The Problem With Protein

Oh, I can just feel some people tensing with rage over that title. To unbunch knickers, it’s not out of line to say that if building muscle is your goal, the Recommended Dietary Allowance of 0.4 grams of protein per pound of body weight is way low. The conventional “broscience”

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