04 Feb 2018

Canada Changed Its National Anthem. Won’t Someone Think of the Misogynists?

The more that things change, the more they suck. How dare they change the hockey game song that’s already been changed a bunch of times before? I mean, they dropped the word “thy” out of it. And if that word is good enough for Darth Vader, it’s good enough for

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16 Jan 2018

How to Avoid Regrettable Sex

CW: Sexual Assault / Rape Culture. Women have been told what to do. Don’t go to his apartment. Say no. Push him away. Slap his face. Get out of the car. Get in a cab. Just leave. Don’t send “mixed signals.” Ad nauseam. I shall not engage in such victim

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31 Dec 2017

My Top 10 Posts of 2017

Unless you think Roy Moore is a swell guy, and you just got your third Trump tattoo, then 2017 was the year that could teach things that suck how to suck. It wasn’t a dumpster fire, it was a Porta Potty fire. But for me, 2017 was perhaps the best

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30 Dec 2017

The Last Jedi Is Vegan Propaganda

Fucking porgs. I’m trying to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs and you’re pulling wires and shit out of the dashboard on the Aluminum Falcon. I just got this hunk of junk back together! This post contains a heap o’ spoilers, FYI. Porgs. You bet your ass

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