18 May 2017

Understanding Caloric Deficits for Weight Loss

Lots of people: “Eat less, move more.” Me: “Shut the fuck up.” This is NOT a denial of caloric balance. It is an undeniable fact that calories in – calories out (CICO) is the only reality that matters for losing weight, and any brainless fuckstick talking about some “obesity code”

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14 May 2017

Fit Shaming is Worse for Women

What do you call a woman who is a size 0? “Bitch.” What do women have an easier time with than men while going through life? Getting free drinks in a bar? I suppose that’s true, but there are the implied strings that come with it, so it’s easier to

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12 May 2017

Trump Must Go to Save America’s “Soul”

“Pence is worse.” “Pence is WAY worse.” I’ve heard both these statements, and variations on them, often from people living in the state he governed. I think it’s worth listening. But still, Trump’s gotta go. Here’s a lame analogy that probably commits some fallacy, but fuck it. If there is

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11 May 2017

Acknowledge Your Fit Privilege

Fit shaming is kind of a thing. A little bit. But in some ways, it is also not a thing, the same way reverse racism is not a thing. Bet that pissed off the Milo fans. Good. Fuck them. And by that, I mean no one should ever fuck them.

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