01 May 2018

It’s “People with Obesity,” Not “Obese People.” Just, You Know, FYI.

If I lived in Ottawa, I expect I’d drink more scotch. That’s because I’d be hanging out with my friend Dr. Yoni Freedhoff a lot more. Alas, the skiing wouldn’t be as good. When I wrote my piece “What Is the Solution to Obesity?” three years ago I had Yoni go over

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27 Apr 2018

Eat This Motherfucking Beef (or Lamb) Stew

I looked over the edge of the cliff and said, “You first.” This was uncharacteristic. I am usually the one making the first leap into dumbfuckery, with Craig reluctantly following. He pulled a flask from his jacket, took a long pull, and said, “Okay.” We didn’t target the cliff on

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26 Apr 2018

Keto Is the Dumbfuck Diet Du Jour, But That Won’t Last

“Hey, Bob. How are you?” “I’m keto.” “What-o?” “Keto. Key-toe. Keeeeeyyyyy-tooooeeee. Ketogenic diet. State of ketosis. Makin’ ketones! It’s the best. Because grains are evil, fruit is toxic, and fat is amazing. Big Carb has been lying to us all along. Gotta eat fat to burn fat or you’ll be

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24 Apr 2018

Incels Are a Hate Group Promoting Rape and Murder

The involuntary celibate “incel” community is akin to a diabolical social experiment that took everything toxic about male attitudes towards women, set it aflame to boil off any remnant of rationality, locked it inside a nuclear reactor to force a horrific mutation, then gave it a bunch of hate porn

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