12 Jan 2015

Fuck Dark Chocolate

Fuck dark chocolate. For about a decade the sales of dark chocolate have been soaring, regardless of the fact that it tastes like someone melted down a bunch of brown crayons then let them solidify into bar form. Why the boost? A senior VP from Hershey said in 2006 of

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09 Jan 2015

Alternative Medicine, Adrenal Fatigue, and Anthony Colpo

Image source.  When it comes to your health, whom do you trust? Unfortunately, many trust the wrong people. There is something about the human condition that makes us suspicious of authority and wanting to embrace conspiracy and quackery: Western medicine is in the pocket of big pharma, there is a

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07 Jan 2015

Are You a Temporarily Embarrassed Fitness Model?

Image Source.  I never finished reading The Grapes of Wrath. It was too depressing, and the vernacular Okie language gave me a migraine. Give me a break, I was 15 and my brain was 5% eat, 5% sleep, and 90% breasts. So I Cliff Notes-ed the final and got a

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07 Jan 2015

How to Tell if She’s the One

This piece was first published on my older site on September 8, 2014. I’ve been in love for 25 years straight. That’s “to the day.” Twenty-five years ago today, I met her. In a way, I think I do believe in love at first sight. Well, how about “love at first

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