07 Jan 2015

Veggie Smoothies Taste Like Satan’s Taint

This piece was first published on Six Pack Abs on November 8, 2013. There’s a scene in Breaking Bad where the meth-head hooker is gargling with Scope. I need not provide additional details. You know why. Drinking a veggie smoothie is like licking Satan’s taint. And the dingleberries are chunks

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07 Jan 2015

What Do Star Trek and Weight Loss Have in Common?

I finally saw the new Star Trek movie. So, yeah. Here we are. There are Spocks, Kirks and Khans in the intergalactic battle against obesity. That sentence has some serious “what the hell?” factor, doesn’t it? If you’re not that familiar with Star Trek, here’s a brief lesson: Spock: Starship

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07 Jan 2015

One Weird Trick to get the Something Something You Deserve

Want to blast belly fat? There is a trick for that. Just one trick. It’s a weird one. Just hand over your credit card and I’ll tell you what it is. Never mind that ultra fine print about recurring monthly payments of way too much money. Here is one weird

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07 Jan 2015

Overdoing It: A Dispatch from the Med Tent

This piece was first published on Six Pack Abs on October 17, 2013. If you follow me on Facebook or Twitter, you already know that I did it. What is “it?” It is a Boston Marathon qualification. Barely. But I’m not going to tell you about the race. I can’t,

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