07 Jan 2015

5 Sports “Dumber” than CrossFit

Doing CrossFit makes about as much sense as stripping down naked, smearing your junk in honey and attempting fornication with a bucket of fire ants. Embrace the pain! Maybe it’s not so bad. Sure, there have been a ton of negative articles about CrossFit lately. I even wrote one. Are

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07 Jan 2015

Does Cardio Make You Fat?

Sometimes I wonder if all that added muscle diverts blood flow away from the brain. It is often the case that bodybuilders give some of the worst possible fitness advice. Many believe that huge = knowledgeable. This is not always so. Here is a big picture recipe for success in

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07 Jan 2015

6 Ways to Get Your Thigh Gap

Genetics are the cause of thigh gap? Bah! That’s loser talk. You’re not a loser, are you? You deserve that thigh gap, and anyone can get it, if they want it bad enough. Remember, nothing is more important than achieving the coveted thigh gap, so don’t let pain, puking, social

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07 Jan 2015

Boycott the Biggest Loser

This piece was first published on Six Pack Abs on February 5, 2014. It was shared on Facebook over 17,000 times, and was so popular it crashed the website three times the day it was posted. I hate this show I hate this show I hate this show I hate

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