07 Jan 2015

How to Find (and Keep) a Girlfriend

This piece was first published on Six Pack Abs on September 5, 2013. It was later published on the Good Men Project where it was shared on Facebook over 15,000 times. Life is not an Axe body spray commercial. Sex sells, and what is often sold to young men is

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07 Jan 2015

CrossFit’s Greg Glassman vs. Jack LaLanne

This piece was first published on Six Pack Abs on September 4, 2013. Disclaimer: I have never done a CrossFit workout. I will never do a CrossFit workout. But dude! How can you write about something you’ve never done? Listen, I don’t have to punch myself in the dick with

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07 Jan 2015

How to Lose a Pound a Day

Warning: This story contains barf. Maybe a wee bit of cussin’ too. Most of you know I make fun of ridiculous weight loss claims made by people who really suck at math. But as I write these words, my deficit for the last 24 hours is approximately 4,000 calories. At this

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07 Jan 2015

Survey: Do Women Care if a Guy Has Abs?

2017 Update: This piece was written four years ago and it’s interesting to see how my approach to writing has evolved in that time. This is no longer the kind of topic I would spend time on, but for those who are interested, the survey results do tell an interesting tale.

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