07 Jan 2015

Boycott the Biggest Loser

This piece was first published on my old site on February 5, 2014. It was shared on Facebook over 17,000 times, and was so popular it crashed the website three times the day it was posted. I hate this show I hate this show I hate this show I hate

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07 Jan 2015

Bad Grandma: A Tale of Changing Your Path

My grandmother was an evil and bugshit bonkers hell-beast of a woman who hated everything and everyone. A while back, we were having a family get together and my sister asked which kid had possession of grandma’s engagement ring. “Isn’t that one of her Horcruxes?” my son said. I almost

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07 Jan 2015

7 Signs of Gluten Intolerance

Carbz = evil. Won’t someone think of the children? Gluten is like, bad, and stuff. And eating it is the cause of global warming, economic meltdown, and mothers letting their babies grow up to be cowboys. Justin Bieber’s Lamborghini drag racing arrest? Toxicology report positive for gluten. Here are seven

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07 Jan 2015

Book Review: The Diet Fix by Dr. Yoni Freedhoff

This piece was first published on my old site on January 22, 2014. I don’t throw around the word “mentor” casually. Yoni Freedhoff, MD, is one of my mentors. I don’t even like having mentors, because it forces me to admit I don’t know everything. And so, the people I

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