07 Jan 2015

Does Cardio Make You Fat?

Sometimes I wonder if all that added muscle diverts blood flow away from the brain. It is often the case that bodybuilders give some of the worst possible fitness advice. Many believe that huge = knowledgeable. This is not always so. Here is a big picture recipe for success in

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07 Jan 2015

6 Ways to Get Your Thigh Gap

Genetics are the cause of thigh gap? Bah! That’s loser talk. You’re not a loser, are you? You deserve that thigh gap, and anyone can get it, if they want it bad enough. Remember, nothing is more important than achieving the coveted thigh gap, so don’t let pain, puking, social

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07 Jan 2015

Boycott the Biggest Loser

This piece was first published on my old site on February 5, 2014. It was shared on Facebook over 17,000 times, and was so popular it crashed the website three times the day it was posted. I hate this show I hate this show I hate this show I hate

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07 Jan 2015

Bad Grandma: A Tale of Changing Your Path

My grandmother was an evil and bugshit bonkers hell-beast of a woman who hated everything and everyone. A while back, we were having a family get together and my sister asked which kid had possession of grandma’s engagement ring. “Isn’t that one of her Horcruxes?” my son said. I almost

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