07 Jan 2015

How to Get Your Significant Other to Exercise

Diana asks: “How do I convince my husband to follow the Body for Wife way? He’s got the beer thing down pat …”   James’ answer: I’ll write this gender neutral, because this will apply to anyone hoping to get a significant other to start exercising. The short answer is,

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07 Jan 2015

How to Find (and Keep) a Girlfriend

Life is not an Axe body spray commercial. Sex sells, and what is often sold to young men is the concept of banging every hot woman in his area code. Use this hair gel, follow these pick-up tactics, spray this noxious scent and you’ll have scantily clad females chasing you

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07 Jan 2015

How to Lose a Pound a Day

Warning: This story contains barf. Maybe a wee bit of cussin’ too. Most of you know I make fun of ridiculous weight loss claims made by people who really suck at math. But as I write these words, my deficit for the last 24 hours is approximately 4,000 calories. At this

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07 Jan 2015

Survey: Do Women Care if a Guy Has Abs?

2017 Update: This piece was written four years ago and it’s interesting to see how my approach to writing has evolved in that time. This is no longer the kind of topic I would spend time on, but for those who are interested, the survey results do tell an interesting tale.

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